Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011

alley-catting

when a person doesnt want to spend money and tries to take scraps from your plate or get free drinks

There goes Dan again, alley-catting off my leftover appetizer sampler

by theDALLAScrew October 31, 2011

bow catting

Bow catting is the term used for oral sex , it's is the definition of licking the puss.
When an individual goes down on a woman !

Last night I caught sight of a fit bird , I couldn't help meself but wonder if I could do a spot of bow catting !! I hope she's clean ! Then I'm going underground.

by Dottie cotton December 27, 2017

Cunting

when you are desperately searching for a women to do sexual things with.

im going cunting, i need some sex.

by imichigander May 2, 2011

caning

Caning: Is what you would call it when your girlfriend agree to perform oral sex and you tell your friends about it.

Tenses:
Cane, Caned, Caning, ect.

You: Dude... I got her caning me last night!
Friend: Who?
You: My girlfriend... DUH!!!
Friend: Wow... I remember when she used to cane me.
You: ....
Friend: ....
Friend: What about that weather we're having.
You: ...
You: FUCK YOU!

by Pursuit Of Destiny July 9, 2010

cancing

1. verb: uncontrollable, highly lethal dancing.
2. origin: cancer- an uncontrolled growth of abnormal body cells.
3. noun: cance: an uncontrolled, highly lethal dance move.

1. "Glynn Voisin sent that chick to the hospital with his cancing at the club!"
2. "Boys who cance are so hott!"
3. "Have you seen Bruce Lee cancing?"
4. "Your cancing isn't deadly enough."

by Aress September 20, 2010

Cunting license

A cunting license is a permit to do/say Cuntish things. Used in a rhetorical fashion.

Steve: I don't understand why people with depression don't just get over it.

Reasonable person: I'm going to need to see your Cunting license and registration please.

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Sir, are you aware how fast you were cunting?

by Thehotone November 16, 2015