cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cummed

A past tense slang to describe the act of ejaculating.

"Becky grabbed me pee-pee in the bathroom yesterday and I cummed in my pants!"

by Thalty-Thailor October 20, 2018

Chummier Than Shark Week

Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance

"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"

by Dnolt August 5, 2009

Cumsie

To cum a tiny bit.

I cumsied after playing Dragon Age Origins.

by Expert at cumsieeing. August 20, 2013

cummemerate

Cummemerate: When you appear to show respect during a ceremony, but can't rest playing with yourself.

Enjoy the ceremony?
umm...i was cummemerating, sorry. its a habit.

Cummemerate. its respectful

by jansfkjn January 22, 2014

cummifying

A very very atrractive women that you eye fuck and want to cum with just a glance.

Yo! Have you seen Ashley? She is so cummifying this year, she sure upgraded.

by Jrue dee November 9, 2015

Commie Bot

A fake, often automated account on Facebook, YouTube, or other social media operated by the government of China or another far left foreign entity. Often confused for American citizens, these bots spread Communist propaganda in an effort towards influencing opinions and eventually world domination.

I spent the past hour arguing with a Commie Bot about Universal Healthcare. They are easy to spot when they repeat what you say right back to you in quotes.

by RealMcRoy October 7, 2019