East hampton high school ct 

Although the name suggests it, this place isn’t actually a school, the “students” are actually slaves to the government, they see the birds charging, they see what’s inside Area 51,they see me rollin

If your parents say “let’s move to east hampton,CT” say this “I’m going to kill myself”

Boy 1: “today at east hampton high school ct only 3 kids died of a drug overdose, making progress!”
Boy 2: “let’s make it 5”

East hampton high school ct by anonymous December 29, 2021

Columbia, CT 

A town in Connecticut that is claimed to be the safest. The town in small but Mono pond is where teens go to smoke and fuck in the woods and do donuts I'm the parking lot. Also where pedophiles wait for little kids to show up at Rec park. Lots of rich stuck up old people live here.

Person: Where do you live?
Me: Columbia, CT
Person: Have you been rated yet?

Columbia, CT by BIGDADDYOHYES November 24, 2016

East Hampton, CT

A small town in Connecticut known for creating bells. The only real historic thing other than an old schoolhouse is the Bevin Bell factory, of which burned to the ground. Due to the town bring know for bells, it's highschoolers are known as "Bellringers". East Hampton has a Facebook page known as "Let's Talk East Hampton" of which people just argue. The Facebook page has also been known to censor accounts who they disagree with them. The towns relax spot is an irradiated lake known as Lake pocotopaug where the lifeguards don't do their job correctly. During July, the town holds its annual old homes day festival and parade. It is also home to a miss USA and one of connecticuts Governors, O'Neil. The Redneck population is just a bunch of kids who wear camouflaged NAPA auto parts hats and drive lifted trucks. They only call themselves redneck because they mow their lawns without mommys help and drive ATVs.

Any person: Where are you from?
East Hamptoner: East Hampton
Any person: WOW east Hampton, you must be rich
East Hamptoner: No, East Hampton, CT

East Hampton, CT by Dank Tellituby April 3, 2019

branford, ct 

basically the town is split into 3 parts. stony creek, pine orchard, and then the poor part. stony creek and pine orchard is full of rich old people who live on the water. and then theres the ghetto.. where, well you know.

"Where do you live?"
"Branford, CT"
"Ohhh, so you live on the water, right?"

branford, ct by mike87687876 August 21, 2006

Northville ct

The mostly white, almost town, northern province of new milford. Mainly known for the supermarket, liquor store, and VW dealership, most people dont know where the hell it is. also, theres 2 schools right next to each other.

Person: yo where you from?
Northville resident: Northville ct
Person: where?
Northville resident: its that place with the 2 schools
Person: oh that

Northville ct by studgod21 February 22, 2011

Hartford ct 

Ok lets go:
1) the realest city in the whold muthafuckin world: Hartford, CT
2) all yall haters who stay trashing talkin ct come down to Hartford, New Britain, New Haven or sumthing nd say tht shidd i bet u will get a cap in ur ass
3) many people be sayin o ct ppl is all snobbish; fuck off cuz not everybody is like tht, dont get me wrong there is some snobbish bishes in ct

4)you know ur in hartford when theres a cornerstore on everycorner
5)ok so i was on this site nd i read all this shid bout ct being the richest nd wat not :D tht good; but then some stanky asz hoe was like we dont donate to charities nd shid; who ever said tht need to sit down nd shut the hell up
6)true fact: ct may have some of the richest ppl in it but guess wat we alsso have some of the poorest
7) BASKETBALL NATION: WHOOOOOO GO UCONN MEN ND WOMEN
8) hartford is like napolian: small but strong soooooo........ watch out bitches
9) WE SOME BADD BISHES

boquisha: gurll u heard them bishes talkin bout Hartford ct last time

trenicia: mhmm, i punched a bitch for sayin shit like tht aint nobody bout to say tht shid while im rite here

Hartford ct by BaD_bItCh_Of~~~Ct October 5, 2011

Watertown, CT

Small town near Waterbury in which waterbury residents make fun of watertown residents for being pussies, rich , and for being assholes. Most watertown residents just sit there and accept it, others fight about it like little pussies.

Waterbury resident: People in Watertown, CT are rich pussies!
Watertown resident: Shut Up!!!

Watertown, CT by Xx_anddrew_xX 7 June 26, 2016