Crystal lesbian

A lesbian which is obsessed with crystals and spiritual things to .do with them

Crystal lesbian: wow you should really use this crystal to protect you from bad energy.

by Letroser July 20, 2023

Crystal pistol

Meth pipe

Pass me the crystal pistol I wanna get lit and off my dick

Pass me the crystal pistol and I’ll suck your cok clean off your hips (Erin withers aka Smithers saying)

by Meth pipe June 16, 2021

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

by the rock’s diamond June 15, 2022

Crystal Smash

Smashing up crystal meth and snorting it instead of injecting it

Guy 1: Oh man i forgot the syringe, how we gonna get our meth fix?
Guy 2: Let's just crystal smash!

by Emance March 19, 2017

Pube Crystals

When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.

*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom”

by Burgerfan123 December 18, 2017

black crystal

A drug made from the blood of vampires. In its crystal form it can be dissolved under your tongue or diluted and injected. If powdered it can be snorted like coke.
The high achieved leaves you feeling like you own the night. Your sight and hearing are heightened and your speed and reflexes as well as strength is increased.
Side effects: Increased sexual desires, sensitivity to light and strange cravings for the taste of blood.
Average trip is 4-6 hours.

Don't pull a Buffy on me. I didn't mean to bite you. The black crystal made me do it.

by alltiedup4U November 03, 2007

crystal methalicious

Said of anything which is very addictive, but not necessarily good for you.

"Have you played City of Heroes? It's crystal methalicious."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004