crying on camera

Cringe. Please dont.

My friend: I was crying on camera and posted it
Me: that is cringe

by Katsuki<3 December 2, 2022

broken camera

just a random thing that popped into my head

broken camera in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

candied camera

A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.

Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Where are the cameras?

A phrase used when somebody thinks another person is joking and they can't be serious.

Principal: Since you used your phone in class, I will have to suspend you for 3 days.
Student: Where are the cameras? This is insane!

by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

camera snipe

To try and take someone's picture from a long distance, often without them knowing it

That group of people over there just camera sniped me.

by icearrow43 May 24, 2016

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Crack Cameras

When the average person (friend or relative) has way too many cameras around their house or appartment capturing every angle of their property. A paranoid person, hiding being caught doing stuff they shouldn't be doing.

Someone hit my car when it was parked in front of my neighbor's house with all of the Crack Cameras so I asked him if he wouldn't mind checking to see who hit me.

by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023