Armchair Buster

One who always sits on the sidelines because he/she can't get in the game and verbalizes dumbisms to make themselves feel superior.

You know that El is always being an Armchair Buster, dropping salt from the sideline on my game. He needs to get some business and stay out of mine!

by PDeezy July 25, 2012

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

Bracket buster

A bracket buster is a result in a tournament in which a favorite loses a knockout game. The team, commonly projected to go on deep into the tournament, messes up brackets when eliminated.

Did you see Duke lose that game? Total bracket buster.

by Bonquishi June 18, 2014

Cushion buster

Polite banter to describe the enormity of someone's fart.

"Good Grief! That was a cushion buster if ever i heard one!"

by Ammason July 29, 2017

Bed Buster

When somebody is sitting on a bed talking nonstop, so you whip out your cock and jam it down there throat, breaking the bed in the process.

I gave ann the Bed Buster last night, she can be so obnoxious.

by Xcfirecraft September 26, 2018

Beaver Bunker

This phenomenon occurs when the golfer is about to chip onto the green, but inadvertently chips past the green and into another bunker. This other bunker is coined the beaver bunker. If the golfer chips it into another bunker from the beaver bunker, the following bunker would still be considered the beaver bunker, but just to the second degree this time. If this cycle were to repeat itself multiple times throughout the same hole, the degree system continues to climb up the ranks.

Oh my gosh, I just can’t hit the green today. Last hole I airmailed it from the fairway and this hole I just hit it into the beaver bunker.

by JumboShrimp20 June 13, 2019

Dotard-Bunker

The Dotard's Lair. A physical location The Dotard retreats to during periods of social unrest and upheaval. The Dotard-Bunker can be described as a fairly opulent basement littered with fast food wrappers, spent diet coke cans, printed versions of Twitter's Terms of Service and Mar-A-Lago scorecards with eraser marks.

This is the location from which The Dotard screams at the Governor's of the 50 States for not handling the protesters with enough force.

"I'm coming to you live from the Dotard-Bunker where The Dotard is Twitter-Ranting at protesters"

"Just got a glimpse of The Dotard-Bunker...man, what a Shithole"

"The Dotard-Bunker: Where Pussy-Grabbing is Job 1"

by BabaYaga-45 June 2, 2020