buer

An adjective to describe a person who attempts to wedge numerous Chipotle burritos in their anal orifice. See also douchebag and fuckface.

Adam is the most talented buer I know- he fit 4 burritos.

by Maa-King-Bird-Yeah October 3, 2003

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Buerptz

Buerptz, derived from burp, is a complex word used to describe, among other things, a person with a substantial drinking problem. Originally used to describe Mustang Eddie, buerptz can be used interchangeably with any curse word.

1) Hey Andy, you're a buerptz!

2) What do you mean you can't go shooting? Don't be such a buerptz.
3) Once again, I have owned you with the buerptz.

by buerptzmaster September 10, 2010

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Baumert

The act of placing a pinky finger up someone's butt hole and they proceed to fart on their finger. This could be a form of surprise or planned attempt. Another form of a Baumert is shoving two fingers up someone's butt hole and due to the pressure of said action, they poop on your fingers. However if the poop is normal poop, this is not a Baumert (unless they fart; that's an elephant Baumert) The poop has to be wet and juicy. A tapping Baumert is a continuation of putting your finger up someone's butt hole and they poop within the time frame that the finger(s) are not in the butt hole. This is usually chaotic. Reminder, this is not considered rape if they fart or poop. This is common for women to do to men.

Girl: "Hey, do you want to Baumert?"
Boy: "No..."
Girl: "To bad"
*Girl begins to perform a tapping Baumert until the man farts AND poops grossly on her fingers*
Girl: "My fingers smell like shit"
Boy: "I pooped on your fingers."

by mynamesnotrick July 11, 2012

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