blow jockey

1. One who frequently administers blow jobs. Derogatory.

2. One who delivers blow jobs in such great numbers that they could be considered to do so on a professional and/or commercial level.

Jacob: Look at this fucking blow jockey...
Daniel: She smells like marines.
Jacob: Like I said...

by JurassicJake June 22, 2012

Blow Yo Shit Back

To shoot someone, particularly but not limited to, the head region.

When we robbed Fort Knox, this general & vault guard kept saying there hasn't been gold in the vaults since 1953 and that we wasting our time. I told them "STOP FUCKIN' WITH ME BEFORE I BLOW YO SHIT BACK! BOTH OF YALL!!"

by GO DJ HaKa December 11, 2017

Below 100 Club

The echelon of intelligence where one has an IQ of less than 100. The morons who believe they are an expert in every subject and believe their opinion is more valid and/or unanimously shared among their peers. They believe that constantly calling something what they believe it is means that it objectively must be that thing. Jealousy, ignorance, or idiocy can be the root cause of this elite club.

"What is it with baseball that triggers the Below 100 Club?"

"Twitter just won an award for being the number one site that contains members of the Below 100 Club."

by BadTimeToGetLost June 15, 2020

blowdoot

Like a blow dart but it's some cunt using a straw to blow coke up your arse

Fuck yer! Cheers hedgo for the blowdoot

by NU77A September 11, 2020

Shit Blower

A person who has a massive digestive disorder resulting in excessive gaseous explosions and pieces of shit smelling like rotten flesh. Hence, the combined propulsion of gas and a solid makes a shit blower the perfect weapon.

"holy mother fuck what in the hell? how did Jimmy get shit on the 3rd floor?"
"goddamn it nigga didn't you know Jimmy is a badass mother fuckin shit blower? DAYUMM SONN!"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

Lester Blow Out

It is when your anal ring is stretched to the max bending over for the big one. Also known as takin it dry.

Mikey had a Lester blow out while in his bosse's office. He took the big one dry...

by TeaBaggs December 29, 2009

reef blower

"Spongebob Squarepants" version of a leaf blower.

"Playing with a reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014