a country that only blindingly patriotic bulgarians write definitions for. definitions boil down to claims that this country has the most beautiful women, yet no bulgarian woman has never won miss world or miss universe.
I saw a pornographic movie with a Bulgarian woman in it. She took it in both orifices with no lube and swallowed the goo with a smile. She made me very horny so I made an urban dictionary definiton. God I love Bulgaria.
by Supb August 17, 2007
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by Bob May 6, 2005
Get the Bulgarian muscle fuck mug.A Bulgarian Warlord is when you are going at it anal and you pull out with shit on your junk pissed you wipe it above her lip to give her a hearty brown mustache fit for a warlord, you wait for it to dry and use you penis to flick it off with her occasionally letting her puff on it like a fat cigar.
Ass,booty,anal,frozen yeti,glass bottom boat, butterfly kisses, shiat, dump, bumpkin, Bulgarian Warlord
by N8DZ Nate Dizzie February 12, 2009
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Get the belmar mug.when a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina, then procedes to fuck her, thus scrambling the eggs. the woman then squats over a pan, let's the mixture run out, and they scramble the eggs. enjoy!
by ryan phelan January 13, 2008
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Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today? He got so mad, he totally torqued him! It was hilarious!
by the big sleaze November 9, 2008
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