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bruno

WE DON TTALK ABOUT BRUNONONOO WE DONMT TAKJ ABOUT BRUNOO BUT IT WAS MY WEDDING DAY {OUR WEEDdiNG DYA} AND THERE WASJT A CLOUD IN THE SKY NOOOOCLIUD ALOOWED IN THE SKY BRUUNO WALKS IN WITH A MISCIVIOS GRI N THUNHDERRRRR U TELLIUNG THE STORY OR AM I IM SOTYR MY VIDA GO ONNN BRUNMO SAYS IT LOOKS LIE RAIN WHY DID HE TELL EHEHR BY DOING SO HE FLOOD MY BRAIN ABUELA GETS THE UN<BRELLAAAAAA MARried in a HUEEICAN WHAT A JOUYS DAY BUT ANYWAYYYYOOO hey gre to ive in fear of bruno stuttering or stumbling i cn always hear himsorta mutering and mumbling i associate him with the sound of falling sand dun dun dun its a heavy lift wuitg a gidt so humbing always left abuela and the family fumbling grappling with priphecies they wpoudnt undertsna d doyou understand???? SEVEN FPOT FRAME RTAS ALONG HIS BACK WHEN HE CALLLS UR NAME IT ALL FADES TO BLACK YEAH HE SEES YOUR DREAM AND S FEAST ON UR SCREAMMS WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOONO WE DONT TAK ABOTU BRYNOOOOOO HE TOLD ME MY FISH WOULD DIE THE NEXT DAY DEAD OHH NOO HE TOLD ME ID GROW A GUT AND JUST LIKE HE SAIS HE SAID THAT ALL MY HAIR WHO DISSAPEAR NOW LOOK AYT MYT HEADDDDD YOU RFATE IS ESEAL WHEN UR PROPHECY SI READDDD he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and some dat be jmineneee he told me that my power would grow like the grapes that theive onthe vine OJE MARIANOS ON HIS WAY he to ld me that the nabn of my drea ms would be just out of rach,,,,,, betroherc to anotherrrrrr iys lke i hear him aHEY SIS its like i hear I WANT him
bruno a hot man
by pixieplaysmc April 18, 2022
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Bruno

One of the biggest assholes i ever know. Mess with him cause he will always loose
I hate Bruno
by Dickdestroyyeerr November 23, 2021
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Bruno

He is a very fun guy to be with but has such a small dick, it’s depressing.
Laura: OMG Bruno is so fun
Joana: Yes, but he a small cock
by Lauravalverdeee November 21, 2021
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Bruno

A seven foot frame but Camilo finds out is not.
"Hey that is "Bruno".
mugGet the Brunomug.

Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.
What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.
by Trumpfux December 26, 2019
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bruno

Something or someone that won't be talked about forever
My father is very bruno of my wife, as if she's not good for him.
by Marmstrong June 25, 2023
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Bruno

Bruno is a young man who is very socua. He always stays neutral, and doesn’t really get mad at people. He is very smart and helpful. His girlfriend Jessica is also very smart and similar to him.
Omg have you told Bruno the latest tea?!
by coahforlife March 2, 2019
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