A huge chad. Someone who likes to act tough, and no one likes to hang out with him. He can bench press 880kg (or so he says), and he likes to outshine others even if he doesn't even shine and he's just a massive pain in the fucking ass
by Ashiya Arciaga February 19, 2023
Get the Brentmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022
Get the Brent Tentmug. brent faiyaz the singer
by bfez September 14, 2022
Get the Brent Fezmug. Brent is a very good judge Judy Imitator, has a horse cock, very hot and has to deal with Chantelle the stripper picasso mcsquishytitties. He’s defo mclovin it rn.
Never fails to give you the dish soap to fold your dishes.
Never fails to give you the dish soap to fold your dishes.
Person 1: holy shite is Brent wearing grey sweats?
Person 2:it appears so.
Person 1: does he have 3 legs?
Me: indubitably.;)
Person 2:it appears so.
Person 1: does he have 3 legs?
Me: indubitably.;)
by Suicideboysloveorangechicken November 23, 2022
Get the Brentmug. A guy who is a punk ass bitch who fakes cancer and tries to take advantage of woman when sleeping then deny it when they are awoken by his touching. He also comes off very gay, but claims he loves pussy!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 1, 2023
Get the Brentmug. 