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You Can’t break up with me

When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”
Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me
by I love you 2109 October 10, 2019
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how to deal with a break up

You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...
Misty: He Broke Up With Me
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1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up.

1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.

2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.

3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...

1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"

2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."

3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
by daSnowman1183@yahoo.com February 6, 2010
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national break up day

National Break Up Day is the date in January that is far enough away from the Holidays and before one gets sucked into the vortex for Valentines Day. Usually it is the Sunday before Martin Luther King Day.
"He waited until the National Break Up Day to break up with her, bro. It's not cool to break up during the holidays or too close to valentine's day."
by le reddit army March 19, 2014
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Breakcup

A simple break-up involving the male figure launching his head in the direction of the females breats with the intent to disarray.

If executed properly you will leave her with no lover, confusion, and a pair of bruised boobs.
Mark: Hey, man I'm sorry about you and Shelly, she was a bitch.

Peter: It's no problem, I pulled a breakcup!

Mark: Nice!
by dijonmustardtheracist August 25, 2009
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breakophobic

Someone who is afraid of having a mental breakdown
Someone who is scared of life falling apart or going bad.
She can't sand drama, she's a breakophobic.
by Mustard seed March 14, 2011
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break up ornament

a great way to deal with a break up!
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I thought Dana needed to laugh about her break up...so I bought her a break up ornament
by greencas October 13, 2011
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