vielle branche

A very good friends
An old branch.

ça va vielle Branche ? Dude, are you o.k?
vielle branche je taime` = love you guy.

by NAVDAV November 23, 2010

Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

West Branch Clipper

When a male or female gives you head and bites of your foreskin

“Sean she gave me a West branch clipper last night!”

by Seanismyfuckinh August 9, 2024

branch hang

When a few mates have a rollicking time separate from the entire group.

I heard Nikita organised a branch hang without us.

by Wilhelm Rittenbaum June 18, 2020