bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

by ryan January 29, 2004

bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)

When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.

by mogy June 18, 2007

Bologna and Masturbate Day

March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.

Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.

by Revenge Queen May 10, 2018

GERMAN BOLOGNA

A DISTINCT SMELL FROM AN UNCLEAN VAGINA.

JOE: MY GIRLS CROTCH SMELLS REALLY BAD.
JOHNNY: SHE GOT GERMAN BOLOGNA.

DAMN BABY YOUR CROTCH SMELLS LIKE GERMAN BOLOGNA!

by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009

bologna hole

It when you wrap penis with bologna and then fuck the pussay and let the bologna fall off in side the pussay and you leave it the pussay then becomes a bologna hole

Man:hey hunny what do you think about me giving you a bologna hole tonight

by jdaddy 786 July 1, 2019

Thick Bologna Sandwich

Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻

Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .

by BadassBB November 19, 2019

Mexican Bologna Roll

The act of having sex in a room full of people without anyone knowing.

"How about you turn around and hike up your skirt so I can give you a mexican bologna roll?"

by pezhead November 1, 2006