Blender

To do something smoothly, without being bait.
to pull a blender

Mo pulled a blender in the Oleaster, blending a nurse

by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018

Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.

I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.

by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020