Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
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Get the Because mug.A simple phrase used to explain why comics are how they are.
May also be used for stuff based on comics.
May also be used for stuff based on comics.
"The Silver Age of comics was weird. Like really, really weird. But did you know that Supergirl once dated a fricken horse? Well she did... because comics." - Comic Drake
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Get the because comics mug.Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
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Get the Because that's on my resume mug.It comes from Bulgarian, It's used to answer something you don't want to give the answer to. This is a litteral translation of the phrase.
Note: It's very childish to say something like that, It's like using the phrase "no u", one of the reasons It's used is because It rhymes.
Note: It's very childish to say something like that, It's like using the phrase "no u", one of the reasons It's used is because It rhymes.
Some Guy: Why won't you ever answer any question with an actual answer?
Other Guy: It's Because why, "why" ends on a "Y"
Other Guy: It's Because why, "why" ends on a "Y"
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Get the It's Because why, "why" ends on a "Y" mug.Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
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