by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.Love, Me, I, do, Not, Believe<.0.6.7.6.> mug.Who cares what I believe? You won't even answer the question "Do you believe in God?" Motherfucker. If the church doesn't represent what I believe, why should I subordinate myself to it? Because YOU (as an individual) believe I have a responsibility to... You (in aggregate)? So I'm subordinating my will to you (in aggregate)(and that's not a narcissistic or solipsistic expectation)so that you can stand atop the golden mountain as the prophetic shepherd who got people to do the thing you told them to do. "Your beliefs don't matter. You should be acting in accordance with my beliefs." That is what the words you just said mean. (And if you don't I will collude with the conservative media for the purpose of your gaslighting and derision.) And that's the quiet part.
Hym "In the same way that there is no reason to believe that the Marxist's beliefs are motivated compassion for the poor (as opposed to hatred of the rich), one could just as easily say that there is no reason to believe your beliefs are motivated by compassion for young men but rather fear of delinquent men and hatred for people who you perceive to be freeloaders. I mean listen to how you talk about them. They have a duty to be altruistic (in spite of the fact that it decreases there sexual selection prospects) and productive regardless of the outcome (out of a moral responsibility to people whom your beliefs and/or outcome are irrelevant). And, in the context of your constant referencing of me, is the "jump off of a bridge bit" your way of trying to tell me to kill myself? Because that's like the second to you've told people to kill themselves. That's pretty common in the gaming world though some I'm not one to judge but I generally tell people to not kill themselves."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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A memetic term used to describe how much rage bait (and trolling in general) has declined in the past decade, becoming so obvious and low-effort that you'd have to be mighty stupid to fall for it.
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Get the I Had A Cystic Lesion And Perianal Abscess That Popped Alright To Me Without Needing Anything, I Believe. mug.by Hannah Barnsley July 19, 2017
Get the queer believer mug.Dr. I’m running out of names “Do you believe that the truth will set you free?”
Iam “I don’t like the question. And I don’t like it because it’s a loaded question. There’s this implicit assumption that I’m subjugated and then we get into this semantic realm where we’re trying to figure out what we’re being freed from and it’s just not all that interesting. ‘Well, through truth we’re freed from our ignorance’ and that’s just a banal answer that doesn’t really answer the question in spite of the fact that it answers the question. Beyond that you could say that ‘Well, we are all subjugated by those who lie with impunity and only the truth can free us from the illusory world they’ve created’ and that’s not very entertaining either. Better question (or more interesting as least) would be ‘What happens if you tell the truth about me?’ Do you lie to keep the devil in his cage? Even though God told you not to? Do you eat the forbidden fruit? He did tell you not to do it but he knows damn well your going to do it. You tell the truth I’m out of the cage. ‘What does he do when he’s out of the cage? What will he say? People should ignore and mock him but what happens if they don’t? I didn’t. I listen and did what he said. What does that say about me?’ Now that’s far more interesting. I had another one but I can’t quite remember...”
Iam “I don’t like the question. And I don’t like it because it’s a loaded question. There’s this implicit assumption that I’m subjugated and then we get into this semantic realm where we’re trying to figure out what we’re being freed from and it’s just not all that interesting. ‘Well, through truth we’re freed from our ignorance’ and that’s just a banal answer that doesn’t really answer the question in spite of the fact that it answers the question. Beyond that you could say that ‘Well, we are all subjugated by those who lie with impunity and only the truth can free us from the illusory world they’ve created’ and that’s not very entertaining either. Better question (or more interesting as least) would be ‘What happens if you tell the truth about me?’ Do you lie to keep the devil in his cage? Even though God told you not to? Do you eat the forbidden fruit? He did tell you not to do it but he knows damn well your going to do it. You tell the truth I’m out of the cage. ‘What does he do when he’s out of the cage? What will he say? People should ignore and mock him but what happens if they don’t? I didn’t. I listen and did what he said. What does that say about me?’ Now that’s far more interesting. I had another one but I can’t quite remember...”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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