Banana

For all you kids who shouldn't even be on this site, and have searched up the word banana, imma give the REAL definition you were looking for!

BA-NA-NA: A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A DICK. LIKE HOW LONG DAT DICK BE. ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE REFERRING TO HOW LONG THERE BANANAS ARE YOU'LL BE THAT ONE KID WHO STILL HAS THE MIND IN THE FRUIT BOWL. THIS IS THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY KID, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP (and eat dat dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)).

"Hey did you give Sally the banana yet?"

"Yeah man, that girl sucked me DRY"

"How am supposed to know if he really likes me or not?"
"Ask him for a banana, if he gives you that devilish smirk of his you KNOW he interested. If reaches into his bag and gives an actual banana, R.I.P."

by Big Dick Damien January 21, 2018

Banana

1. A fruit.
2. Also a type of pudding. A /delicious/ pudding.

Anna Banana wants to hear "Venom" by Bananarama.

by everybodylies August 25, 2009

Banana

The most commonly used "Safe Word" during BDSM sexual games and activities.

"Stop it you bad girl."
"Ouch that really Effin hurts."
"Stop it, no really STOP it."
"BANANA"

by Dave172635 June 5, 2009

Banana

banana is a dog but also a God because dog spelled backwards is God.

Ah... Wellllll actually banana is the most powerful dog in the universe. It destroyed all the other dogs in the puppy bowl of 2019!

by Mr. Nachumchum May 15, 2019

Banana

A yellow fruit eaten by monkies, sometimes humans too.

Is that a banana?

Ohhh yes

May I have it

Ohh no

Why not?

It's mine!

So?

So ?!?!?!?

*Starts a physical fight.*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Banana

Why the fuck are you looking up a banana on urban dictionary? You have access to the internet you privileged shit! How do you not know what a banana is? Its a fucking yellow dildo.

"I looked up banana in the urban dictionary and it made me feel bad."

by banana_cunt69420 February 11, 2018

Banana

Just a stupid fruit that is ugly and looks like a dildo

"Do you like bananas"

"Yah but just to mess sound with if you know what I mean"

by Kiki Jimenez June 23, 2016