Bud scale

1. An archaic term (preceeded by a number) to indicate the amount of beer one would need to consume prior to engaging in an carnal relationship with a given target.

The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.

2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.

1. Mr. White: Check her out man.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.

2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.

by Chumbucket August 31, 2008

Bud Light Lime

n. an alcoholic beverage consumed by homosexuals

n. Shep's favorite insult

C: Hi.
JS: Bud light lime is for homosexuals.
C: okay (walks away in shame, because she was pretty much just called a dyke).

by Leen Mean January 8, 2009

Bud light

A formally popular pilsner, mild and inoffensive in taste, easy drinking however they decided to worry about their ESG score and used a trans gender in their advertising. Since then they've seen massive sales reduction, share price reduction and even ESG score reduction as they were seen as pandering to the right by not continuing with the advert. A future study in how not to market. ESG before the customer or profit

Friend 1: Hey I'm going to get myself a Bud light

Friend 2: Really? When are you getting your bottom surgery?

by Owen Jones will save humanity May 24, 2023

bud sack

a sack of weed

I know this fool down the street that got caught wit a big bud in in his jeans

by Mario Lopez January 8, 2004

Bud Bud

Anyone of Middle Eastern, Indian/Pakistani origin. Generally refers to those who are arrogant and are a disgrace to their religion and native country (Terrorists, Extremists, Corner Shop owners who charge the earth for everything).

-I need some cigarettes
-Oh, the Bud Bud shop is open, go there.

-I'm going to play Call of Duty 4 and shoot some Bud Buds (refering to the Terrorists in the game, or "OpFor").

by FCMP January 13, 2009

Bud Standard

The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.

No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.

Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.

"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."

"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."

by Uncle Choad August 5, 2009

Bud Light Lime

A beer introduced by Anheuser Busch in an attempt to compete with the sudden fad of lime flavored drinks. This beer appeals to men who want to look like they're drinking beer when in fact they're drinking a Sprite in a beer can. This beer is for the guy who doesn't like the taste of beer nor the perception of drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bud Light Lime was created for homosexuals who wanted to project the image that they were, "just one of the boys."

Mitch: I don't understand where all my Bud Light Limes went.
Aaron: I think all those fags on that boat next to us helped themselves. They wouldn't touch the banquet beer because it tastes like masculinity. Why do you drink that shit anyways?
Mitch: It's got more alcohol in it than regular beer and it tastes like summer.
Aaron: All I heard was, blah blah blah I'm a tiity baby.

by aaron85 June 18, 2010