by ryan January 30, 2004
The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)
When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.
by mogy May 29, 2007
JOE: MY GIRLS CROTCH SMELLS REALLY BAD.
JOHNNY: SHE GOT GERMAN BOLOGNA.
DAMN BABY YOUR CROTCH SMELLS LIKE GERMAN BOLOGNA!
JOHNNY: SHE GOT GERMAN BOLOGNA.
DAMN BABY YOUR CROTCH SMELLS LIKE GERMAN BOLOGNA!
by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009
March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.
Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.
by Revenge Queen March 14, 2018
It when you wrap penis with bologna and then fuck the pussay and let the bologna fall off in side the pussay and you leave it the pussay then becomes a bologna hole
by jdaddy 786 July 01, 2019
Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻
by BadassBB November 19, 2019
by pezhead September 15, 2005