by crab girl April 20, 2009
When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.
by Mike E. April 24, 2004
Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.
by OGhypebeast69 March 12, 2017
When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!
by yllib April 27, 2006
so my partner & i were on a tour bus one night. once we were sure that everyone was asleep, he asked me if i wanted to give him a blow-job. i had already been giving him a hand-job prior to this, & i said yes. he pulled his shorts down then covered us up with a blanket. lifting it up for a little bit, he gently led my mouth to his six inch cock. first i licked it up and then i started full on sucking his cock. after about ten minutes, he lowered his head to my ear and asked me if i wanted him to cum. i said yes, & held the blanket up for him. less then a minute later, he guided my mouth back onto his cock to suck his cum. i kept sucking until i was out of breath. then we fell asleep after he fingered me.
by monkey2499 September 22, 2010
A rusty contaminated,ball pump is stuck it in the pee hole and inflated like viagra would do but it's really inflating it with poisonous gas that causes you to have cum squirting out of your belly button,eyes,nose etc. (after you are dead two anonymous jedi dump on your mother's chest)
by Ota-Wan/Darth Castro October 22, 2009
"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."
"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"
"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"
by jake thurrett January 12, 2009