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Titties Blazing

Describes a woman with prominent breasts, combined with wearing a low cut top and push up bra which indicates that she is trying really hard to show off her breasts to everyone within 100 feet. Comment usually made by a male to other male friends, but can also be yelled out so everyone in the city can hear.
1. Jesse and Joey are walking down a crowded NYC street on a Saturday night. 19 year old girl with huge rack approaches with her ugly boyfriend.
Joey (while staring at 19yo's chest): "TITTIES BLAZING!!!"
Joey and Jesse high five without missing a step, while ugly boyfriend hates his life.

2. Timbo (to Robbo): "Hey man, this is my friend Cindy, she is my girlfriend's 21yo sister".
Robbo (to Cindy, who has a huge rack and is showing it off): "Titties Blazing!!"
by crazynut November 26, 2011
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roller blading

When having sex with a heavy set woman:
Man inserts penis into the fat between her shoulder blades, and thrusts, causing his balls to roll over her shoulder blades
Bro1: "Hey man, hogging last night was intense!"

Bro2: "Yeah man, that chick i picked up was totally into roller blading, it completely caugh5 me by surprise!"
by Dashteve May 22, 2018
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blazing

Dude 1: "What's wrong with your girlfriend?"
Dude 2: "I don't know, man. She is blazing!"
or " I don't know, man. She is a blazer"
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
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muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own
by peter gosinya January 11, 2009
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Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.
Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!
by CJax September 21, 2009
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Blazing Angel

When a man loves a woman, and so do 4 of his friends, the woman will take one penis in her mouth, one in each hand, one in the anus and one in the vagina
Man #1: Hey Guys my girlfriend needs to be taught a lesson! Blazing Angel?

Man #2,3,4&5: Hell Yeah!
by ChadCIRCUMCISION October 21, 2008
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Ball Bearing Castle

1) A girl who hardly ever leaves the house yet is able to hook up with many guys, thus bearing the balls in her castle.

2) What mumbles bartledoo orders from mcdonalds
Tom got a booty call to go to Sarah Jessica Parker's Ball Bearing Castle.

That whore down the street must be running some sort of ball bearing castle.
by Coke Cella August 6, 2010
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