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British Cigar Challenge

On your anniversary you have your wife or significant other peg you and then have you smoke half a cigar using your ass. Then you take it out and finish smoking it with your mouth.
I completed the British Cigar Challenge over the weekend, we had a great time.
by duncan0802 October 7, 2022
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Become British ay?

NO NO NO I DONT WANT TO BECOME CHIPS
HEHEHEHE Become British ay??????

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by BottomDop April 11, 2022
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british

Clearly there are people reading this who dislike the British. I would have to say that I myself am English, and always ensure that I discern between England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales.
I have good teeth (though the NHS dentistry is a bit of a running joke these days)
I'm not gay, but neither am I homophobic, and infact have several gay friends (who I am not, by the way, completely paranoid about to the point where I stand with my back to the wall every time I meet them).

I think one of the most important characteristics of the British is our ability to not take ourselves too seriously.
I laugh at some of the comments on here; yes I am sure we often give off the "higher than thou" vibe, and I can see why many other cultures would resent us, and yes we have "mingers" just like everyone else. But water off a ducks back guys!

The way I see it, we know we're damn good, we just don't feel the need to show off :-)
A quintessential British Icon,
If you're not a Brit, then you're not it.
by tom_densa September 11, 2008
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The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"
by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009
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Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.
Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!
by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016
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British Columbia

Land of weed and hippies.
There are a lot of pot smoking hippies in British Columbia.
by Pillowpantsjoe September 16, 2011
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british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)
I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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