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Honey Badger 

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
Honey Badger by PRG27 October 24, 2014
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Strange, compulsive website. Part of that weebl and bob enterprise. The mother site also contains other versions of the cartoon, such as a resident evil version.
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


snake! argh! snake!

Badger & Blade

Badger & Blade is a heavily moderated, second-rate traditional wet-shaving forum composed mostly of no-talent, boring men that have nothing better to do than talk about shaving to the point of insane obsession. They pride themselves as being a "gentleman's" forum but this is just like a silly brand name for them to make it sound welcoming.

They also ban many important vendors and bloggers in the wet-shaving community because they like to keep it a closed, biased police-state type of community.

Other popular topics on the forum include food, alcohol, tobacco & firearms...typical things that a depressed, below-average IQ man having a midlife crisis would enjoy discussing.

Most of the moderators are pretentious middle-aged losers who will ban people indiscriminately for even the littlest infraction or for questioning a mod's opinion. The forum also has a group of "stewards" who are basically lowly ass-kissing servants for the mods.

In short, the site is a complete waste of bandwidth.
"Badger & Blade is quite lame and just a waste of time"
Badger & Blade by Monist January 9, 2014

Bangers and Mash 

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.
"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"
Bangers and Mash by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

honey badger 

The most fearless animal in the world. Honey badgers regularly eat bee larvae even though they get stung over 9000 times, steal food from much bigger animals like leopards, and even attack and eat poisonous snakes.

A honey badger that is bit by one of the most venomous snakes in the world - a puff adder - will pass out for a few minutes, wake up all pissed, and proceed to eat the said snake.
Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit. It just takes what it wants!
honey badger by herpy July 26, 2011
"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."
badger by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"