Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018

atomic kick

A regular roundhouse kick, but at the point that your ass is directly facing your opponent, you rip the biggest fart you've got.

Dang dude, Arnquist just atomic kicked that fool back in to the stone ages!

by Megamiziznax December 27, 2019

atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012

Atomic meltdown

After a particularly undercooked meal atomic meltdown can occur, leaving toxic sludge on the back pan of your toilet from violent diarrhoea.

After that curry last night I had the worst atomic meltdown, the Mrs vomited cleaning the toilet afterwards.

by He needeth some milk me thinks December 22, 2020

Atom Bomb

An Implosion weapon that gets its energy from fission reactions. It relies on a combination of nuclear fission and nuclear fusion.

Christopher Nolan conducted an atom bomb test in New Mexico for his new film Oppenheimer (2023).

by pacificshell50 August 22, 2022

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

atomic biotic

An extremely powerful life force originating from the Italian Chinese American musician known as Wonton Parmesan.

I heard this dude wonton parmesan is super powerful. He is Atomic Biotic.

by Atomic Biotic January 14, 2023