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front artist

Front artist is the following Dishonest untruthful unreliable
by 3978E June 7, 2018
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Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.
I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!
by Chateau64 July 25, 2018
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Toystore Artist

An artist who draws characters and objects that are already created but cannot create original art from their own brain.
"Johnny always brags about his art but he draws pictures that we already seen already. He is a toystore artist."
by Tagone05 December 28, 2009
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Artist's Bloom

The feeling you get after being on hiatus from being artistic and you have the sudden urge to write a lot of stuff that would feel like sex to your brain and your hands. Varies from person to person.(art, drama, music, creative writing, etc.)

Self-created to describe my feeling of my outburst of poetry.
Guy 1: So... Wrote anything new today?

Guy 2: I just got an artist's bloom. I'm gonna go home.

*Guy 2 goes on Tumblr and Twitter and posts as soon as he gets home*

Next day....

Guy 1: Holy crap! How'd you get so many followers?! It's like your hands jizzed out awesome onto your pages.

Guy 2: That's exactly what happened.
by Sephirion/Taeron May 15, 2011
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Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.
Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.
by Wesdog64 August 7, 2016
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artists aggression

when an artist messes up on a piece of art and can not find any possible way in fixing. And in trying to fix it makeing it worse. Leading to usually a broken canvas in the trash.
That artists aggression has led to several broken canvases.
by WinnieThePooh December 29, 2014
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jug artist

A Jug Artist is one who masters the skill of constantly convincing others to hand money over to them in the form of a favor, indefinite loan, or persuades others to "buy" undesired merchandise.
"Man, that nigga is asking g everyone he knows for $100. Fuckin' Jug Artist. He needs to step his game up and find himself a real hustle and stop begging.
by Izzm4life February 6, 2023
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