Antonio hernandez is a Mexican man who secretly escaped from Pablo escobars drug den, he crys over girls who doesn't like him back and he loves small talk with the younger girls around his postcode, he offers a noncey deal with the 12 year olds, If you bring a younger friend you get it all free. His unibrow is even longer than my lifespan, this neek sniffs his dad's cum socks in front of his expensive computer system that he boasts about to the gamers on roblox, Antonio loves curry flavoured food, also tacos, burritos and churros on special occasions. 100% would smash his mum, would cum on her bum. No homies would ever kiss him goodnight, not even his mum cause she is too busy fuckin me
by Council House March 12, 2020
Get the Antonio hernandezmug. by Ndmfnnff June 30, 2018
Get the Antonio Brownmug. by dotsin December 22, 2008
Get the San Antoniomug. Despite sexually harassing Becky in accounting and messing up the last two major projects he was on (costing the company millions), Jack somehow still got a major promotion. Jack is Antonio Browning his way through life.
by RegD432 October 25, 2020
Get the Antonio Browningmug. A shitty town filled with a bunch of drunk mexico beaner people. It's like probably like the worst place ever to live. The one good thing about San Antonio is the Spurs. Unfortunately, the team is made up of crazy old washed up losers. It has decent mexican food at least, but that's expected since pretty much half of the population are dumb mexican people who belong in their dumb restaraunts.
"Dude, let's go get some mexican food from San Antonio. I'm tired of this Taco Bell bullshit."
"Fuck no, dude. Those beaners can keep their damn fucking rice and beans."
"Fuck no, dude. Those beaners can keep their damn fucking rice and beans."
by Scott Supremacy August 8, 2008
Get the San Antoniomug. Mister Bigdick himself, Michail Antonio, he has the biggest dick in this team, he has the biggest dick in the Premier league, he has the biggest dick in world football! OOFFFSSS!
by Klaas Straatlantaarn November 21, 2021
Get the Michail Antoniomug. A self abortion (S.A.)
Specifically, a self abortion administered via canned air and a plastic coat hanger. The canned air is extended into the uterus and expelled, freezing the embryo. Then the plastic coat hanger is use to scrape the frost and ice out.
Specifically, a self abortion administered via canned air and a plastic coat hanger. The canned air is extended into the uterus and expelled, freezing the embryo. Then the plastic coat hanger is use to scrape the frost and ice out.
Valerie got knocked up and didn't think her boyfriend was ready for that commitment, so she gave herself a San Antonio.
by ThemThis June 22, 2009
Get the San Antoniomug.