Andres

Andres is the fucking bestest of boys, yeah his dick maybe 5 inches but he gets more pussy than any alpha male that isn’t an Andres, Andres is also a caring person that watches Bob Ross on the weekends, he also likes to treat women with Respect but most importantly Andres will stand by your side

Woah that guy treated me with respect and dignity like and Andres

by Rhinne June 27, 2018

Andres

Kind and treats people the way he thinks they should be treated if they aren't people.

Stranger- Woah, who's that sucker picking up that chair that is conveinently placed on the floor where people can easily trip on it.

Stranger 2- I think thats an Andre

Friend- No you idiot thats an Andres in its natural habitat

by ConfieldJones Has CroBur June 17, 2017

Andres

A very cool and epic gamer who steals cough drops and loves to play Fortnite everyday till 3am. He is a very tall fellow. He has a mYsTeRioUs dark side. He has thick black hair. Ask him to do something he'll say "why?". Three words I'd used to describe him, Speedy, Determined, and Stealthy. He wears glasses and a hood (which is why he is mYsTeRioUs). Lover of EMO music (one of his many secrets).

Sally: who's that?
Janana: SISTER ITS ANDRES

by Andres's January 30, 2019

Andre'

HE is pepe the frog

Andre' is a cool dude

by philipdtheman May 10, 2019

Andres

Andres is a man who a beastly 12 inch cock. Is good at video games but lets others win. He is mean sometimes but deep down he doesnt mean it. In dating, he gets slept on the most, if you ever meet an Andres date him, quick!

Andres is an amazing man

by mastercockweilder123 November 22, 2018

Andres

The most fresh Mexican you’ll ever meet. He gets all the pussy and will fuck ur mother

Damn, that Andres guy is so fresh, I’d let him bang my mom

by Sachinlovescock May 30, 2018

Andres

The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.

1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”

2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”

3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to

Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football

by GOATMF321 February 21, 2020