Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023
Get the alligatormug. by AlagatorBama982 December 11, 2024
Get the Alabamian Alligatormug. A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
by ekolis January 30, 2020
Get the alligator in the cargo baymug. A word that was typed up by the roblox player: g0dzillaplayer999_pc. This mastermind has created a rhyme with it such as, inferior crocodile alligator ill see you at the movie theatre, etc. He is an emmy-award winning, oscar-winning, genius.
"you are such an inferior crocodile alligator".
"bro u suck at the game inferior crocodile alligator."
"bro u suck at the game inferior crocodile alligator."
by actuallyfartworm June 15, 2022
Get the inferior crocodile alligatormug. by Unkie Dunkz June 13, 2024
Get the alligator grindmug. Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the alligationmug. The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.
by Maggie’s house May 31, 2018
Get the alaskan alligatormug.