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alligator in the cargo bay

A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!
by ekolis January 30, 2020
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alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023
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Alabamian Alligator

You have sex with your cousin, and leave a very long log of shit in the bathtub.
Did you hear how Steve gave Cindy an Alabamian Alligator
by AlagatorBama982 December 11, 2024
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Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012
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Floridian alligator biting

When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.
I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.
by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021
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alligator fun time

do be butt fucked with a dildo while eating alligator nuggets, then you proceed to shove them up your asshole.
oh susan we did alligator fun time and i dont think i can recover from it this time
by oofer101 January 23, 2018
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alligator jiggling fever

When one uncontrollably mud-rolls similar to how an alligator does.
He's got that alligator jiggling fever, rolling all over that swamp.
by Burnam123 April 24, 2024
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