Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

alfie staples

Fucking stud

Are you an Alfie Staples?

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022

Alfie

A fucking rascist

TheVeganTeacher is such a alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022

Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it

Alfie have you put it in yet?

by nannymcphee123backagaininsidem May 9, 2023

Alfie

He has a ginormous cock and has multiple women unlike callum witch he will bodie him in a fight

Fuck me alfie

by Young boys November 23, 2021

Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)

Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”

by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020

Alfie

My bitch

1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch

by _confused_ March 27, 2019