Aidan is a odd specimen, one who eats his own faecal matter, a man who is one with the diabetes and finally a fat fucking rag head.
Guy: hey is that poo on his finger...
Guy 2: I think so, he is a bit fat too.
Guy: oh must be that fat arse Aidan
Guy 2: I think so, he is a bit fat too.
Guy: oh must be that fat arse Aidan
by Realsouthshieldsboys July 18, 2020
Get the Aidanmug. A guy who thinks he's all that. Walks around staring at girls asses in class. Only wants to be friends with someone if they let him fuck them. (: Don't ever date this guy. He's a shitty kisser.
by vnklsdkm lvvmk August 27, 2019
Get the Aidanmug. by God 12345678910 August 29, 2019
Get the Aidanmug. A bright spritley lad or (ladette) who will add a variant of randomosity to any conversation/interaction. Has a tendancy to be confusing (even to themselves) and has a brutal sense of humor (which is coincedently brutally humorous).
they are usually of the large and hairy variety ( in the early years they are normally found to be fluffy, but it is yet unknown how hairy they can become!)
NB: in close contact, hair-balls can be a side effect
WARNING: in the summer months can be known to sweat more water than you drink in a day: beware of contact.
If this substance gets into your eyes contact your doctor immidietly and shower with vigor!
they are usually of the large and hairy variety ( in the early years they are normally found to be fluffy, but it is yet unknown how hairy they can become!)
NB: in close contact, hair-balls can be a side effect
WARNING: in the summer months can be known to sweat more water than you drink in a day: beware of contact.
If this substance gets into your eyes contact your doctor immidietly and shower with vigor!
EX1
matey no.1 "you coming out today to catch some of the summer sun?"
matey no.2 "yeah, I think Aidan's coming along later aswell"
matey no.1 "Aw crap, did you bring an umbrella?"
EX2
Doctor "Have you had any irregular contact in the past couple weeks?"
Patient "No, i've just been spending some time with my mate Aidan"
Doctor "Oh, I see... that'll explain the rash"
matey no.1 "you coming out today to catch some of the summer sun?"
matey no.2 "yeah, I think Aidan's coming along later aswell"
matey no.1 "Aw crap, did you bring an umbrella?"
EX2
Doctor "Have you had any irregular contact in the past couple weeks?"
Patient "No, i've just been spending some time with my mate Aidan"
Doctor "Oh, I see... that'll explain the rash"
by Ohnoyodint! February 4, 2010
Get the Aidanmug. no one:
aidan: ive had 69 girlfriends
everyone: stop doing shit for attention fucktard no wonder why everyone hates ur guys
aidan: ive had 69 girlfriends
everyone: stop doing shit for attention fucktard no wonder why everyone hates ur guys
by sav222 May 22, 2019
Get the aidanmug. 