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Adam

Your average fucking wanker who spends more time acting like Adam Johnson that Adam B. Sleeps till six pm every day to see what's new on FIFA. Bisexual, only fw year 2>. The only good thing is his mum's arse you'll find. Essentially just someone that supports a bang average team because he's fleshy and human not plastic. Don't leave defenceless women/children around Adam, he'll go Ian Moor on em. Also packs mediocre players on FIFA. WARNING: NEVER, EVER TOUCH HIS BACK DURING THE SUMMER SEASONS, IT WILL HURT HIS SCATHING WOUNDS HE WAS GIVEN BY WALKING PAST A CHURCH, HIS EYES TURN BLACK AND HE TURNS HOSTILE!
Fuck this, this party will get shot up if Adams goin be here
by BIGSENSUALPANDA July 9, 2020
mugGet the Adammug.

Adam

It’s Adam
by Suuuuuuiiiiiii boy 123 April 12, 2022
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Adam

by brown egg May 6, 2018
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adam

the biggest mooch ever. Can smell weed from a mile away
"Dont be such an adam, I dont have any weed."

"Watch out,that kid is an adam."
by womper777 March 22, 2009
mugGet the adammug.

Adam

adam is such a nigger
by Nig nog Adam June 25, 2017
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Adam

A life saver who phones your mother when you're too drunk to remember your phone password
Cheers bro I wouldn't have gotten home if it wasn't for you, you're a fucking adam
by Robbie5.5 May 25, 2015
mugGet the Adammug.

adam

adam if you are reading this i hope you die.jk i love you I would fuck you day and night but i cant because you wont let me with your consent which i respect but plz let me fuck you.
by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 10, 2018
mugGet the adammug.

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