Proactive Abandon

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.

It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.

by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010

mark abenes

Mark Abenes is a young memer that gets no puss.

Mark Abenes gets VICTORY ROYALE

by AbenesBoi March 4, 2019

The Old Abend

Finger a girl in the ass until she shits herself. Then lick your finger.

Casey: "Im gonna give that girl the old abend!"

by Jesus1212 October 9, 2008

Time to Abandon Ship

When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.

Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.

by Namtcarf213 November 1, 2020

You are a Bean

A cute animal

Scout, you are a bean, a sweet bean.

by Foxhole24 September 3, 2022

Off a Bean

It means that the person is tweaking rather hard

"Dude, why did you do that? You off a bean."

by Spmazinglames April 24, 2016

Abena

The brand new religion about a Bee Mermaid, Abena is a Goddess who can become a Bee and a mermaid, most of the times it appears on the nature when you feel lost. This entity lives on the sea and in the trees next to some flowers, it keeps moving depending the mental health of the society.

Abena will help us on the way to become happy and healthy.

by Ky the fish November 23, 2021