Ashley is such a fucking cunt
by Badass Mother Fucker November 26, 2014
by Hipie November 23, 2012
Usually thought to be a whore, and always on someones lap, should be tamed in a zoo. Always wearing tight clothes, or short clothes.
Have you seen Ashley, oh ya she sitting on Derek's lap today?
Wow, your school uniform is longer than your pelvis bone today, Ashley.
Wow, your school uniform is longer than your pelvis bone today, Ashley.
by frascamr July 07, 2014
by The Ashley January 18, 2005
a former dude name that people now think it's cute to name girls, so if you name a boy Ashley now people will think he's a queer and/or tranny
My grandpa's name was Ashley, but if I name my son that he'll get picked on in school and later kill himself.
by getmoneygurrl$$$ September 02, 2011
by Ch!ck3n L!ttL3 February 11, 2009
An Ashley is the best friend a mermaid could ever have!
She's super cavity-like sweet, honest, trustworthy, caring, and an all around great person.
An Ashley is fun to be around, she can brighten up anyone's day with just her smile.
Ashley's are usually attracted to Michael's, so unless you're a Michael, sorry fellas, you don't even have a chance!
They also love kids, weddings, and shopping!
Once you meet an Ashley, and befriend her, you'll be friends forever!
She's super cavity-like sweet, honest, trustworthy, caring, and an all around great person.
An Ashley is fun to be around, she can brighten up anyone's day with just her smile.
Ashley's are usually attracted to Michael's, so unless you're a Michael, sorry fellas, you don't even have a chance!
They also love kids, weddings, and shopping!
Once you meet an Ashley, and befriend her, you'll be friends forever!
"my bestfriend is an Ashley"
by GingerMaid September 26, 2013