A hot and sexy guy. Ironically short and has a Huge dick! He has a great sense of humor and is very romantic. He can treat a girl right and is amazing in bed.
by Famous_Dexxtttt May 15, 2017

A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.
by HoodratHoudini April 14, 2019


Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.
Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017

Cutest guy you'll meet. Features: Tall,athletic body, very interesting, active and passionate. Awesome kisser. Stylish. Could be very arrogant but backs it up and most of the time he'll vote himself the best
by Realist Dicationary March 20, 2017

Definitely the best man in this world! Besides his amazing looks, he's also super strong. Andre is a ladies man, but when it comes down to it, he only cares for his girl. He treats ladies and his elders with complete respect. He has his moments of doubts but he gets through them pretty well. There ain't a word out there to describe how AMAZING he is. Amazing and perfect are just under statements when trying to describe him. Every girl wishes they had Andre and all the guys wish they could be him.
by sdhaidgsl February 3, 2012

An amazing gorgeous man with beautiful bright eyes that would do anything for his girlfriend. He has a GREAT personality & an INCREDIBLE sense of humor! Andre loves to joke, go out but mostly spend time with his girlfriend. If u find an Andre, hold on to him- Don't let go !
by NikkiilOVESuu August 21, 2009
