"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 07, 2010
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
the state of being that hoonysio is constantly on
by coblain April 30, 2022
A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.
“Let me get your number”- Random guy
“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
by choochootrain4581 December 28, 2024
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 14, 2022
Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
It's always Chris
by BillStuff January 06, 2023