Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

always shoot the messenger

People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.

The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!

by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023

Always been about

The stalking and harassment. You end it. You end it now. You give me my money.

Hym "It's always been about what I'm saying it's always been about you lying piece of shit. You tell these incest cult freaks to shut the fuck up. You tell the shit-lib hippy hivemind to shut the fuck up. And you force those YouTube freaks to tell the truth. And you do it immediately. You remove these piles of sentient waste out of my life. PERMANENTLY. Or I will do I for you."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

Always

On all occasions.

When I urinated on myself, I always wore my Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs Undies.

by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023

Forever and Always

For the rest of eternity. Also could be used by Swifties referencing the song Forever and Always from Fearless.

Person 1: I will love you forever and always
Person 2: I will love you forever and always too :) Now let’s have some of the most ungodly sex ever

by synthetic_aesthetics November 17, 2023

The "always come back" Effect

How an entity returns after multiple events where it should have perished.

"And yet, even after all of our attempts to get rid of it, the "always come back" Effect kept it alive."

by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023