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^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010
mugGet the Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.mug.
When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
mugGet the the poor man always buys twicemug.

Always

On all occasions.
When I urinated on myself, I always wore my Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs Undies.
by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023
mugGet the Alwaysmug.

Always been about

The stalking and harassment. You end it. You end it now. You give me my money.
Hym "It's always been about what I'm saying it's always been about you lying piece of shit. You tell these incest cult freaks to shut the fuck up. You tell the shit-lib hippy hivemind to shut the fuck up. And you force those YouTube freaks to tell the truth. And you do it immediately. You remove these piles of sentient waste out of my life. PERMANENTLY. Or I will do I for you."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Always been aboutmug.

Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
mugGet the Happiness always endsmug.

Ciaira’s always right

It rhymes for a reason
I know I’m right Ciaira’s always right it rhymes for a reason
by Candletoe September 16, 2022
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