alpha dweeb

A nerdy, socially awkward person who, in the company of other dweebs, takes on alpha male characteristics and dominates the group.

synonyms: king of the dipshits

Derrek mocked Pinter's incorrect Cylon reference.

"Um, hello, there were no LASERS in the Cylon hands, they used machine guns, thank you."

Pinter cried inside at the furious mocking from the alpha dweeb.

by effdot June 5, 2009

Alphabetist

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.

"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."

by wrightman690 July 2, 2009

Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

alphabet song

HOLY SHIT IT'S JUST TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed

by JERACERX May 30, 2016

alphacuntitis

Females that suffer from a syndrome of being a giant cunt.

Inflammation of the female ego.

I heard Shannon was sick...
- ya she has a bad case of alphacuntitis.

by Pfole August 11, 2017

Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

by You FBI agent October 15, 2019

alphapuk

Guy that buys a lot's of alpha packs and doesn't get any black ice skins

"Yo that dude is a alphapuk, he got like every common skin"

by Alphapukman September 24, 2020