alcohol jacket

A non-tangible source of warmth, deriving from the mass consumption of alcohol.

"No, no. You don't need to grab a coat. Just put your alcohol jacket on!"

by danielleAKAmurph April 8, 2008

alcohol pusher

The person in a group of friends who influences the group to get completely hammered at the same time. This person is usauly pouring drinks and shots, and coming up with creative ways to make people drink. This person is active mostly on Friday and Saturday nights but sometimes they are needed on Sunday and Thursday. Since they are busy getting others drunk, they do not need anyone to help them get drunk and are easily offended when others attemp to push alcohol on them.

There is only room for one alcohol pusher at Klub Kokomo and she takes her job very seriously. . .1-2-3-GO!!!

by Melizzle October 31, 2005

sugar alcoholic

a person addicted to sugar-free candy

"i keep eating box after box of these sugar free tic-tacs."

"dude, yr a sugar alcoholic. you need to go to sugar alcoholics anonymous."

by metalrobotic March 7, 2010

Alcohol shivers

The sudden uncontrollable urge to shake when you have just taken a shot of vodka, whiskey. tequila, etc.. Also from any other strong drink that you poured too much alcohol in.

I just took a shot of Jack Daniels and got the alcohol shivers cuz it was so strong.

by Slutty teeth February 25, 2009

Alcohol Points

An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.

% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points

8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points

40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points

by Shadow[BKK_MDE] July 15, 2011

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

alcoholic bitch

a bitch who loves to drink alcoholic drinks in parties or everywhere

You're an alcoholic bitch! get your ass off me!

by kurlotz December 3, 2007