Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
by Ben Bean November 01, 2007
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Alan Martinez

I am Alan Martinez I have a fat cock
by Jalen dibbles November 07, 2020
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Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan
1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I
by anonymous coward November 06, 2004
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White Alan

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.
Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!
by Wifey August 29, 2004
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alan a bot

Alan a bot is a phrase told to people with the name Alan. Is used generally while they are playing fortnite
Me-Damn Alan a bot!

His friends -For real
by Lollopolol July 29, 2019
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Alan Jones

The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.
Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.

Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States
by President Awesome October 08, 2012
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Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target
Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk
by Jewish Trickery March 13, 2018
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