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Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james
Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men
by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020
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Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent
GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind
by WelpISuck December 13, 2019
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Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.
Noah was at the party.
by makskekr September 2, 2018
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Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you
"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."
by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017
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Noah

Genuine crackhead energy and gives himself waves which look fucking horrendous but still a g
by Manemijeff May 13, 2020
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Noah

Blond hair blue eyes, makes any girl say
“DAMN HE’s HOT!”
Look a that Noah!
by 104729(!:@/ May 6, 2018
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Noah

People who have bad comebacks to insults,and still play fortnite commonly named Noah.
Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!

Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!

Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020
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