The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james
Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him
James : yeah i do too because i like men
James : yeah i do too because i like men
by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent
by WelpISuck December 13, 2019

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.
Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.
Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.
Noah was at the party.
by makskekr September 2, 2018

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017

by Manemijeff May 13, 2020

Look a that Noah!
by 104729(!:@/ May 6, 2018

Me: Stop being a bitch,and let me get on the Xbox to play Minecraft!!
Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!
Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
Noah: No, I’ll slap you from China and back!!
Me: THAT’S IT NOAH!! YOU’RE A FUCKING JEW!!!!!!
by Tess Tickels February 2, 2020
