Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".

Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.

by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019

Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.

Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"

by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008

gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot

ur sucha gimp arse!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

Gimp Tuesday

A game popular among groups of male friends.

If, at any point on a Tuesday, one person shouts: "Gimp Tuesday!" his friends must all respond similarly: "Gimp Tuesday!"

The last person to respond is the loser. He has to suck off the initiator.

A man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Three other man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Final man: "Oh, crumbs."

by Coins May 12, 2009

Gimp Squad

A squad of gimps consisting of Sam, Devon and Harrison.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about gimp squad?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't Harrison leave or something?

by phantomelon July 13, 2018

booty gimp

booty gimp- a phrased used towards a person who is "terrible at a certain action" usually referring to a person's inability to be good at "life" {mostly used as an adjective, sometimes a noun}

See woo stebbs for a similar reference

Wow, Marcus is so booty gimp at sniping!

by <-----THIS GUY! November 9, 2009