Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

Flat Curves

When a woman has shapely thighs but has a flat booty

Brooklyn has flat curves

by CaptainFabulous May 27, 2018

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain December 01, 2014

Rascal Flatted

To ride or be rode all night long

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight

by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018

FLAT KAT

very cringey youtuber but generally hes funni

hey you hearfd of flat kat

yes hes cring

by FLAT KAT February 16, 2022

flat feet

A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.

I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.

by abandon_all_hope January 15, 2017

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005