Zoe, a person who steals everybody's manz. No one can love anyone because of her dark humor. Every boy loves her. Which takes away her friends chances
by Zoe is MEAN. December 6, 2019
Get the Zoemug. my math teach sat me down and told me to be friends with this bitch and i was like fuck it ig and now we have been friends for four years and I don't know how to get rid of her help me oH JESUS SHES COMING FOR ME EVERYONE RUN
everyone hid zoe is coming and i think she is about to reject us cause shes emo or something (stares knowingly)
by toasterbutt January 2, 2022
Get the Zoemug. Zoe... Hm, where to start is the main question.
Well, she's clever, funny, kind, caring, thoughtful and just all around epic- a true epic gamer. Not only is Zoe an epic gamer but she is also a certified therapist. Despite what a Zoe might say when interrogated, they are always therapists, and good ones too. Basically if anything is worrying you, go to her.
Not only this, but she also manages to look epic while doing all of this.
However, she is a bully. Not cool Zoe, not cool. You know who you are. Still best girlfriend material possible. Has blonde moments.
Well, she's clever, funny, kind, caring, thoughtful and just all around epic- a true epic gamer. Not only is Zoe an epic gamer but she is also a certified therapist. Despite what a Zoe might say when interrogated, they are always therapists, and good ones too. Basically if anything is worrying you, go to her.
Not only this, but she also manages to look epic while doing all of this.
However, she is a bully. Not cool Zoe, not cool. You know who you are. Still best girlfriend material possible. Has blonde moments.
by echhtreme. December 17, 2018
Get the Zoemug. I lost young woman who hopes she finds the right path after years of searching beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside. All she has is extreme love for a man who most days does not seem like he wants her around but still she will never leave this man because like her he is also lost right now.
Zoe has a big ass
by Lilllllzo February 22, 2019
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is the most amazing friend you could ever ask for. She is an amazing artist and good at making friends but doesn't show it. If anyone would take the time to know a Zoe, u would know how truthful this is. She is shy and quiet, but once you get to know her she is loud, and funny. Everyone likes her, even the guys, but she doesn't realize and her friends constantly remind her. If someone hurts her, that person better watch out because her friends are coming for you.
Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: that's one of my best friends, Zoe.
Guy 1: she looks really pretty
Girl 1: because she is
Girl 1: that's one of my best friends, Zoe.
Guy 1: she looks really pretty
Girl 1: because she is
by Thebff4133 April 20, 2019
Get the Zoemug. will give u blowjob, fuck u, make out with you, handjob, let u squish her nonexistent tits, smell her feet for yall freaky foot people, or whatever wierd fetish u have. aka BITCH A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and is most likely freakishly blonde, like its actually scary and concerning how blonde she is.
by thicc chungus March 26, 2019
Get the Zoemug. Zoe: stop following me
by Bunny kookie April 2, 2019
Get the Zoemug.