Shrek

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“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 05, 2018

Shrek

A person that earned great respect on the internet over the years...

Do you even shrek bro?

by ShadowArcher March 27, 2015

Shrek

To check one's pants for remnants of poo stains after an unexpectedly explosive fart. The word is formed from the combination of the words "shart" and "check."

You better shrek yourself before you wreck your ... undies

by Jake and Meli April 21, 2006

Shrek

A Person that is the shade of green.

Lionel Wagner

by Lionel Wagner May 02, 2003

Shrek

a fucking donkey fucking Irish fat ass fuck who wants to know why the fuck you decided that his swamp was a place to enter.

its hip to fuck bees. you fucking shrek cunt.

by Fuck_shit_face July 22, 2016

Shrek

An ugly girl that has dip dyed her hair brown, and thinks she has friends....she thinks that she is beautiful....she smells like onions, and talks like a hippo

"Ewwwww, I can smell shrek"

by Shrek4ever July 14, 2014

Shrek

A big green piece of shit that kids think is adorable but kids older than 4 use it as a sexual comment

Get shreked In the ass

by NateDavidson420 February 13, 2019