Napoleon

Hahahahaha he's doing it to his employees now that is fucking hilarious. If I don't get out you all get pulled in...
Hym "The funny thing about Napoleon is... Nothing. I don't have a joke here. I just need to use the word Napoleon before I hit submit."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023
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Napoleon

Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most successful generals of the French revolutionary armies. He was emperor of France from 1804-14, and in 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte (1768-1821) is regarded as one of history's greatest military leaders.
Solider: sir, the ship is going down!
Napoleon: there is nothing we can do.
by OKitsnathan9579 September 23, 2023
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Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.
"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."
by BleachLover43N15 September 07, 2020
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Simp for Napoleon

When you get too hyped up for a short dead man, later you become him
WOW are you a Simp for Napoleon?

Lexi: yes
by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022
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This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
by lomindsfp May 11, 2022
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 16, 2024
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 16, 2024
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