When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.
Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...
by NootNootProductionz February 8, 2021
A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
by Yungcoke64 November 29, 2017
I invented and made and created BeJrooOOMUN BEING mummy's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙..
by LBJAY July 8, 2021
The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
by Daboder2 December 30, 2019
Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022
by Callmedaddy42 December 5, 2020