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Hot Mummy

A sex act where one partner dries out their tongue and then gives oral to their partner.
Partner 1: Babe, my tongue is dry.

Partner 2: Ooh you should give me the hot mummy.
by rennisthamennis June 15, 2018
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Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.
Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.
by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025
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Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020
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Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
by Honeydog November 4, 2014
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Yummy mummies

The craziest, best friends you could ask for. The yummy mummies will always be there whether it's to talk about something serious or to watch your harry styles post you send the groupchat at 4am. You can have the best Christmas while giving the worst piece of shit gifts <3 having a monster can covered shit tree with a can of beans under it was an unforgettable night. Ilygsm
A CAN OF BEANS UNDER THE YUMMY MUMMIES

TREE!??!?!?!
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Bootyhole mummy

A bootyhole mummy happens when you wipe your Ass after taking a shit and some toilet paper gets left behind and dries up.
Jim: (pulls down underwear) What the fuck is this white stuff!!?
Karen : Oh that must be a bootyhole mummy from this morning brb
by Yungcoke64 November 28, 2017
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sweet mummy

the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a males penis. and proceeding to eat it off of the fallus. the act of wrapping it is similar to that of wrapping a mummy.
I gave my boyfriend a sweet mummy for his birthday.
by hotsasserking69 April 11, 2025
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