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spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.
Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.
by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008
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bare-foot as a yard dog

See a girl bare-foot in Wal-Mart. "That bitch is bare-foot as a yard dog"
by Assieanne July 14, 2006
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A Ferryland Dog

A Ferryland Dog is a multi hooked jigger used for hauling in sea birds after they have been shot
the water was too rough to send in our Labrador Retriever so we had to use a Ferryland Dog to haul in the birds we shot
by Ferryland dog October 8, 2009
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ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.
Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.
by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018
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sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.
Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.
by m milfton November 6, 2006
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boil a dead dog

to repeatedly have the same argument over and over again. used in place of the out of date phrase "beating a dead horse"

origin - Sex columnist Dan Savage regularly blogs his opinion that 'all pit bulls should be boiled alive and fed to their idiot owners'. These posts regularly incite repetitive arguments among commenters.
"Oh man, Max and Martha are having their honeycrisp versus fuji argument again. Those two really know how to boil a dead dog."
by painausten February 23, 2008
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View to a Kielbasa Dog

A special kielbasa hot dog at Hugo's hot dogs.
"What's the Hot Dog of the Day, Hugo?" "It's the View to a Kielbasa Dog, you should try it!"
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