1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

1 priest 1 nun

A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.

Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.

Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.

Guy 2: Ya it was.

by shocked3490 June 20, 2010

2+1+1=3

A disorder of the mind that comes from drinking Pepsi in the wee hours of the morn, which normally results in:
Burping through your nose
Laughing repeatedly for 15 minutes straight
Making strange sound effects
Licking phones and frog Beanie Babies when Orlando Bloom is sighted on the TV Guide Channel.

Lennon and I had a 2+1+1=3 this morning that lasted for an hour or more.

by Nicole McGalliard July 7, 2004

Timmylations 1:1

man i hate dat bitch she a pain in the ass, im thinking of fuckin a new one

: nah bro same zobor different color

Timmylations 1:1 can be used in any circumstance

by Timmylations🙏🏾 December 1, 2021

1 Girl 1 Pitcher

An extremely mild form of the video 2 girls 1 cup. In this video. We see a girl with her arms tied and a man holding her vagina open. She then proceeds to urinate into what is usually used as a vessel to hold a beverage, which is being held by the man. She fills it up most of the way. It looks as though the urine could just be a frothy beer. The man then proceeds to move it up and hold the pitcher to her lips. She drinks deeply until all of the urine has been consumed. It can also be seen running down the sides of her mouth onto her ripped white shirt. The video ends with the man using his incredibly small flaccid penis to urinate into said pitcher, insinuating to the user there is more urine consumption to proceed.

Me: Man I had some off-brand beer last night called CAMO.
Bob: How'd it taste man?
Me: It tasted like 1 Girl 1 Pitcher.

by CToTheBrome February 2, 2008

1 2 1 2

Used when checking a microphone for proper function. Can also be used as a enduring greeting for Dubbstep.

"Mic Check 1 2 1 2"
"Dubbstep 1 2 1 2"

by TWOHANDS March 15, 2015

1 for 1

When someone asks you this they are willing to trade nudes

Hey 1 for 1?

by Gujgfrtyum December 26, 2017